NEOTERIC STADIUM
but you're here for the events
here at neoteric stadium we pride ourself in being a stadium, because thats what we are.
not to brag, but we've also won a couple
NEOTERIC STADIUM
has also hosted a couple of *famous* people, lets see what they have to say about it...
"please stop following me." - will smith
"its cool i guess? - scarlet johanson ive been informed that its just a woman who looks like scarlet johanson
"what are you even on about?" - jim, my neighbour